Do not hesitate to enjoy this high-definition daguerreotype of my non-biological son Chad (center), who for the past six years has not been displeased with his residence at The Alpine Meadows Apartment complex in Grandville, Michigan. Chad recently signed an employment contract with a relatively new Fuddruckers franchise, where he is responsible for thawing the Buffalo Burgers and occasionally assists his colleague Debbie with making the Dogzillas.

 

Copies of this high-definition daguerreotype can be purchased privately through Sotheby's auction house